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88 lines
948 B
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I hate insect
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puns, they
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really bug me.
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I haven't seen
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the eye doctor
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in years.
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I don't see
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you having a
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bright future
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Are you doing
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a blind run
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of this game?
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Pizza joke? No
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I think it's a
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bit too cheesy
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A novice skier
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often jumps to
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contusions.
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The beach?
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I'm not shore
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I can make it.
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Rental agents
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offer quarters
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for dollars.
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I got my tires
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fixed for a
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flat rate.
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New lightbulb
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invented?
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Enlighten me.
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A baker's job
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is a piece of
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cake.
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---
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My optometrist
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said I have
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vision!
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When you're a
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baker, don't
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loaf around
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Mire requires
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ether quake,
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or bombos
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Broken pencils
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are pointless.
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The food they
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serve guards
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lasts sentries
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Being crushed
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by big objects
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is depressing.
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A tap dancer's
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routine runs
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hot and cold.
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A weeknight
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is a tiny
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nobleman
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The chimney
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sweep wore a
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soot and tye.
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Gardeners like
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to spring into
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action.
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Bad at nuclear
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physics. I Got
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no fission.
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