diff --git a/worlds/witness/hints.py b/worlds/witness/hints.py index 4b40ba32..0c84dbc9 100644 --- a/worlds/witness/hints.py +++ b/worlds/witness/hints.py @@ -11,6 +11,68 @@ if TYPE_CHECKING: CompactItemData = Tuple[str, Union[str, int], int] joke_hints = [ + "Have you tried Adventure?\n...Holy crud, that game is 17 years older than me.", + "Have you tried A Link to the Past?\nThe Archipelago game that started it all!", + "Waiting to get your items?\nTry BK Sudoku! Make progress even while stuck.", + "Have you tried Blasphemous?\nYou haven't? Blasphemy!\n...Sorry. You should try it, though!", + "Have you tried Bumper Stickers?\nDecades after its inception, people are still inventing unique twists on the match-3 genre.", + "Have you tried Bumper Stickers?\nMaybe after spending so much time on this island, you are longing for a simpler puzzle game.", + "Have you tried Celeste 64?\nYou need smol low-poly Madeline in your life. TRUST ME.", + "Have you tried ChecksFinder?\nIf you like puzzles, you might enjoy it!", + "Have you tried Clique?\nIt's certainly a lot less complicated than this game!", + "Have you tried Dark Souls III?\nA tough game like this feels better when friends are helping you!", + "Have you tried Donkey Kong Country 3?\nA legendary game from a golden age of platformers!", + "Have you tried DLC Quest?\nI know you all like parody games.\nI got way too many requests to make a randomizer for \"The Looker\".", + "Have you tried Doom?\nI wonder if a smart fridge can connect to Archipelago.", + "Have you tried Doom II?\nGot a good game on your hands? Just make it bigger and better.", + "Have you tried Factorio?\nAlone in an unknown multiworld. Sound familiar?", + "Have you tried Final Fantasy?\nExperience a classic game improved to fit modern standards!", + "Have you tried Final Fantasy Mystic Quest?\nApparently, it was made in an attempt to simplify Final Fantasy for the western market.\nThey were right, I suck at RPGs.", + "Have you tried Heretic?\nWait, there is a Doom Engine game where you can look UP AND DOWN???", + "Have you tried Hollow Knight?\nAnother independent hit revolutionising a genre!", + "Have you tried Hylics 2?\nStop motion might just be the epitome of unique art styles.", + "Have you tried Kirby's Dream Land 3?\nAll good things must come to an end, including Nintendo's SNES library.\nWent out with a bang though!", + "Have you tried Kingdom Hearts II?\nI'll wait for you to name a more epic crossover.", + "Have you tried Link's Awakening DX?\nHopefully, Link won't be obsessed with circles when he wakes up.", + "Have you tried Landstalker?\nThe Witness player's greatest fear: A diagonal movement grid...\nWait, I guess we have the Monastery puzzles.", + "Have you tried Lingo?\nIt's an open world puzzle game. It features puzzle panels with non-verbally explained mechanics.\nIf you like this game, you'll like Lingo too.", + "(Middle Yellow)\nYOU AILED OVERNIGHT\nH--- --- ----- -----?", + "Have you tried Lufia II?\nRoguelites are not just a 2010s phenomenon, turns out.", + "Have you tried Meritous?\nYou should know that obscure games are often groundbreaking!", + "Have you tried The Messenger?\nOld ideas made new again. It's how all art is made.", + "Have you tried Minecraft?\nI have recently learned this is a question that needs to be asked.", + "Have you tried Mega Man Battle Network 3?\nIt's a Mega Man RPG. How could you not want to try that?", + "Have you tried Muse Dash?\nRhythm game with cute girls!\n(Maybe skip if you don't like the Jungle panels)", + "Have you tried Noita?\nIf you like punishing yourself, you will like it.", + "Have you tried Ocarina of Time?\nOne of the biggest randomizers, big inspiration for this one's features!", + "Have you tried Overcooked 2?\nWhen you're done relaxing with puzzles, use your energy to yell at your friends.", + "Have you tried Pokemon Emerald?\nI'm going to say it: 10/10, just the right amount of water.", + "Have you tried Pokemon Red&Blue?\nA cute pet collecting game that fascinated an entire generation.", + "Have you tried Raft?\nHaven't you always wanted to explore the ocean surrounding this island?", + "Have you tried Rogue Legacy?\nAfter solving so many puzzles it's the perfect way to rest your \"thinking\" brain.", + "Have you tried Risk of Rain 2?\nI haven't either. But I hear it's incredible!", + "Have you tried Sonic Adventure 2?\nIf the silence on this island is getting to you, there aren't many games more energetic.", + "Have you tried Starcraft 2?\nUse strategy and management to crush your enemies!", + "Have you tried Shivers?\nWitness 2 should totally feature a haunted museum.", + "Have you tried Super Metroid?\nA classic game, yet still one of the best in the genre.", + "Have you tried Super Mario 64?\n3-dimensional games like this owe everything to that game.", + "Have you tried Super Mario World?\nI don't think I need to tell you that it is beloved by many.", + "Have you tried SMZ3?\nWhy play one incredible game when you can play 2 at once?", + "Have you tried Secret of Evermore?\nI haven't either. But I hear it's great!", + "Have you tried Slay the Spire?\nExperience the thrill of combat without needing fast fingers!", + "Have you tried Stardew Valley?\nThe Farming game that gave a damn. It's so easy to lose hours and days to it...", + "Have you tried Subnautica?\nIf you like this game's lonely atmosphere, I would suggest you try it.", + "Have you tried Terraria?\nA prime example of a survival sandbox game that beats the \"Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle\" allegations.", + "Have you tried Timespinner?\nEveryone who plays it ends up loving it!", + "Have you tried The Legend of Zelda?\nIn some sense, it was the starting point of \"adventure\" in video games.", + "Have you tried TUNC?\nWhat? No, I'm pretty sure I spelled that right.", + "Have you tried TUNIC?\nRemember what discovering your first Environmental Puzzle was like?\nTUNIC will make you feel like that at least 5 times over.", + "Have you tried Undertale?\nI hope I'm not the 10th person to ask you that. But it's, like, really good.", + "Have you tried VVVVVV?\nExperience the essence of gaming distilled into its purest form!", + "Have you tried Wargroove?\nI'm glad that for every abandoned series, enough people are yearning for its return that one of them will know how to code.", + "Have you tried The Witness?\nOh. I guess you already have. Thanks for playing!", + "Have you tried Zillion?\nMe neither. But it looks fun. So, let's try something new together?", + "Quaternions break my brain", "Eclipse has nothing, but you should do it anyway.", "Beep", @@ -23,67 +85,6 @@ joke_hints = [ "When you think about it, there are actually a lot of bubbles in a stream.", "Never gonna give you up\nNever gonna let you down\nNever gonna run around and desert you", "Thanks to the Archipelago developers for making this possible.", - "Have you tried ChecksFinder?\nIf you like puzzles, you might enjoy it!", - "Have you tried Dark Souls III?\nA tough game like this feels better when friends are helping you!", - "Have you tried Donkey Kong Country 3?\nA legendary game from a golden age of platformers!", - "Have you tried Factorio?\nAlone in an unknown multiworld. Sound familiar?", - "Have you tried Final Fantasy?\nExperience a classic game improved to fit modern standards!", - "Have you tried Hollow Knight?\nAnother independent hit revolutionising a genre!", - "Have you tried A Link to the Past?\nThe Archipelago game that started it all!", - "Have you tried Meritous?\nYou should know that obscure games are often groundbreaking!", - "Have you tried Ocarina of Time?\nOne of the biggest randomizers, big inspiration for this one's features!", - "Have you tried Raft?\nHaven't you always wanted to explore the ocean surrounding this island?", - "Have you tried Risk of Rain 2?\nI haven't either. But I hear it's incredible!", - "Have you tried Rogue Legacy?\nAfter solving so many puzzles it's the perfect way to rest your \"thinking\" brain.", - "Have you tried Secret of Evermore?\nI haven't either. But I hear it's great!", - "Have you tried Slay the Spire?\nExperience the thrill of combat without needing fast fingers!", - "Have you tried SMZ3?\nWhy play one incredible game when you can play 2 at once?", - "Have you tried Starcraft 2?\nUse strategy and management to crush your enemies!", - "Have you tried Super Mario 64?\n3-dimensional games like this owe everything to that game.", - "Have you tried Super Metroid?\nA classic game, yet still one of the best in the genre.", - "Have you tried Timespinner?\nEveryone who plays it ends up loving it!", - "Have you tried VVVVVV?\nExperience the essence of gaming distilled into its purest form!", - "Have you tried The Witness?\nOh. I guess you already have. Thanks for playing!", - "Have you tried Super Mario World?\nI don't think I need to tell you that it is beloved by many.", - "Have you tried Overcooked 2?\nWhen you're done relaxing with puzzles, use your energy to yell at your friends.", - "Have you tried Zillion?\nMe neither. But it looks fun. So, let's try something new together?", - "Have you tried Hylics 2?\nStop motion might just be the epitome of unique art styles.", - "Have you tried Pokemon Red&Blue?\nA cute pet collecting game that fascinated an entire generation.", - "Have you tried Lufia II?\nRoguelites are not just a 2010s phenomenon, turns out.", - "Have you tried Minecraft?\nI have recently learned this is a question that needs to be asked.", - "Have you tried Subnautica?\nIf you like this game's lonely atmosphere, I would suggest you try it.", - - "Have you tried Sonic Adventure 2?\nIf the silence on this island is getting to you, " - "there aren't many games more energetic.", - - "Waiting to get your items?\nTry BK Sudoku! Make progress even while stuck.", - - "Have you tried Adventure?\n...Holy crud, that game is 17 years older than me.", - "Have you tried Muse Dash?\nRhythm game with cute girls!\n(Maybe skip if you don't like the Jungle panels)", - "Have you tried Clique?\nIt's certainly a lot less complicated than this game!", - "Have you tried Bumper Stickers?\nDecades after its inception, people are still inventing unique twists on the match-3 genre.", - "Have you tried DLC Quest?\nI know you all like parody games.\nI got way too many requests to make a randomizer for \"The Looker\".", - "Have you tried Doom?\nI wonder if a smart fridge can connect to Archipelago.", - "Have you tried Kingdom Hearts II?\nI'll wait for you to name a more epic crossover.", - "Have you tried Link's Awakening DX?\nHopefully, Link won't be obsessed with circles when he wakes up.", - "Have you tried The Messenger?\nOld ideas made new again. It's how all art is made.", - "Have you tried Mega Man Battle Network 3?\nIt's a Mega Man RPG. How could you not want to try that?", - "Have you tried Noita?\nIf you like punishing yourself, you will like it.", - "Have you tried Stardew Valley?\nThe Farming game that gave a damn. It's so easy to lose hours and days to it...", - "Have you tried The Legend of Zelda?\nIn some sense, it was the starting point of \"adventure\" in video games.", - "Have you tried Undertale?\nI hope I'm not the 10th person to ask you that. But it's, like, really good.", - "Have you tried Wargroove?\nI'm glad that for every abandoned series, enough people are yearning for its return that one of them will know how to code.", - "Have you tried Blasphemous?\nYou haven't? Blasphemy!\n...Sorry. You should try it, though!", - "Have you tried Doom II?\nGot a good game on your hands? Just make it bigger and better.", - "Have you tried Lingo?\nIt's an open world puzzle game. It features panels with non-verbally explained mechanics.\nIf you like this game, you'll like Lingo too.", - "(Middle Yellow)\nYOU AILED OVERNIGHT\nH--- --- ----- -----?", - "Have you tried Bumper Stickers?\nMaybe after spending so much time on this island, you are longing for a simpler puzzle game.", - "Have you tried Pokemon Emerald?\nI'm going to say it: 10/10, just the right amount of water.", - "Have you tried Terraria?\nA prime example of a survival sandbox game that beats the \"Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle\" allegations.", - "Have you tried Final Fantasy Mystic Quest?\nApparently, it was made in an attempt to simplify Final Fantasy for the western market.\nThey were right, I suck at RPGs.", - "Have you tried Shivers?\nWitness 2 should totally feature a haunted Museum.", - "Have you tried Heretic?\nWait, there is a Doom Engine game where you can look UP AND DOWN???", - "One day I was fascinated by the subject of generation of waves by wind.", "I don't like sandwiches. Why would you think I like sandwiches? Have you ever seen me with a sandwich?", "Where are you right now?\nI'm at soup!\nWhat do you mean you're at soup?", @@ -163,8 +164,23 @@ joke_hints = [ "Welcome Back! (:", "R R R U L L U L U R U R D R D R U U", "Have you tried checking your tracker?", - - "Hints suggested by:\nIHNN, Beaker, MrPokemon11, Ember, TheM8, NewSoupVi, Jasper Bird, T1mshady," + "Lines are drawn on grids\nAll symbols must be obeyed\nIt's snowing on Mt. Fuji", + "If you're BK, you could try today's Wittle:\nhttps://www.fourisland.com/wittle/", + "They say that plundering Outside Ganon's Castle is a foolish choice.", + "You should try to BLJ. Maybe that'll get you through that door.", + "Error: Witness Randomizer disconnected from Archipelago.\n(lmao gottem)", + "You have found: One (1) Audio Log!\nSeries of 49! Collect them all!", + "In the Town area, you will find 1 good boi.\nGo pet him.", + "If you're ever stuck on a panel, feel free to ask Rever.\nSurely you'll understand his drawing!", + "[This hint has been removed as part of the Witness Protection Program]", + "Panel Diddle", + "Witness AP when", + "This game is my favorite walking simulator.", + "Did you hear that? It said --\n\nCosmic background radiation is a riot!", + "Well done solving those puzzles.\nPray return to the Waking Sands.", + "Having trouble finding your checks?\nTry the PopTracker pack!\nIt's got auto-tracking and a detailed map.", + + "Hints suggested by:\nIHNN, Beaker, MrPokemon11, Ember, TheM8, NewSoupVi, Jasper Bird, T1mshady, " "KF, Yoshi348, Berserker, BowlinJim, oddGarrett, Pink Switch, Rever, Ishigh, snolid.", ]