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What do you
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call a blind
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dinosaur?
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Adoyouthink-
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hesaurus
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A blind man
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walks into
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a bar.
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And a table.
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And a chair.
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---
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What do ducks
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like to eat?
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Quackers!
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---
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How do you
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set up a party
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in space?
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You planet!
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I'm glad I
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know sign
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language,
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it's pretty
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handy.
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---
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What did Zelda
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say to Link at
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a secure door?
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TRIFORCE!
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I am on a
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seafood diet.
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Every time
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I see food,
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I eat it.
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---
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I've decided
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to sell my
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vacuum.
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It was just
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gathering
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dust.
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Whats the best
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time to go to
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the dentist?
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Tooth-hurtie!
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Why can't a
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bike stand on
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its own?
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It's two-tired!
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---
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If you haven't
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found Quake
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yet…
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it's not your
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fault.
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---
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Why is Peter
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Pan always
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flying?
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Because he
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Neverlands!
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I once told a
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joke to Armos.
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But he
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remained
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stone-faced!
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Lanmola was
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late to our
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dinner party.
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He just came
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for the desert
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Moldorm is
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such a
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prankster.
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And I fall for
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it every time!
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Helmasaur is
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throwing a
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party.
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I hope it's
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a masquerade!
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I'd like to
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know Arrghus
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better.
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But he won't
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come out of
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his shell!
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Mothula didn't
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have much fun
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at the party.
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He's immune to
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spiked punch!
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Don't set me
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up with that
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chick from
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Steve's Town.
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I'm not
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interested in
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a Blind date!
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Kholdstare is
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afraid to go
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to the circus.
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Hungry kids
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thought he was
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cotton candy!
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---
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I asked who
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Vitreous' best
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friends are.
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He said,
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'Me, Myself,
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and Eye!'
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Trinexx can be
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a hothead or
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he can be an
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ice guy. In
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the end, he's
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a solid
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individual!
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Bari thought I
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had moved out
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of town.
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He was shocked
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to see me!
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I can only get
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Weetabix
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around here.
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I have to go
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to Steve's
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Town for Count
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Chocula!
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Don't argue
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with a frozen
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Deadrock.
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He'll never
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change his
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position!
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---
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I offered a
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drink to a
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self-loathing
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Ghini.
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He said he
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didn't like
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spirits!
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---
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I was supposed
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to meet Gibdo
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for lunch.
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But he got
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wrapped up in
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something!
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Goriya sure
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has changed
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in this game.
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I hope he
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comes back
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around!
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Hinox actually
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wants to be a
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lawyer.
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Too bad he
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bombed the
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Bar exam!
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I'm surprised
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Moblin's tusks
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are so gross.
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He always has
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his Trident
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with him!
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Don’t tell
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Stalfos I’m
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here.
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He has a bone
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to pick with
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me!
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---
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I got
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Wallmaster to
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help me move
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furniture.
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He was really
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handy!
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---
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Wizzrobe was
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just here.
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He always
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vanishes right
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before we get
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the check!
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---
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I shouldn't
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have picked up
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Zora's tab.
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That guy
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drinks like
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a fish!
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---
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I was sharing
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a drink with
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Poe.
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For no reason,
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he left in a
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heartbeat!
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---
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Don’t trust
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horsemen on
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Death Mountain
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They’re Lynel
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the time!
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Today's
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special is
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battered bat.
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Got slapped
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for offering a
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lady a Keese!
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Don’t walk
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under
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propellered
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pineapples.
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You may end up
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wearing
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a pee hat!
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---
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My girlfriend
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burrowed under
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the sand.
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So I decided
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to Leever!
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---
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Geldman wants
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to be a
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Broadway star.
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He’s always
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practicing
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Jazz Hands!
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---
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Octoballoon
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must be mad
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at me.
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He blows up
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at the sight
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of me!
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---
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Toppo is a
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total pothead.
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He hates it
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when you take
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away his grass
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---
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I lost my
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shield by
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that house.
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Why did they
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put up a
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Pikit fence?!
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---
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Know that fox
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in Steve’s
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Town?
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He’ll Pikku
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pockets if you
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aren't careful
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---
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Dash through
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Dark World
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bushes.
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You’ll see
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Ganon is tryin
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to Stal you!
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---
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Eyegore!
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You gore!
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We all gore
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those jerks
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with arrows!
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---
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I like my
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whiskey neat.
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Some prefer it
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Octoroks!
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---
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I consoled
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Freezor over a
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cup of coffee.
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His problems
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just seemed to
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melt away!
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---
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Magic droplets
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of water don’t
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shut up.
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They just
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Kyameron!
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---
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I bought hot
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wings for
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Sluggula.
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They gave him
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explosive
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diarrhea!
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---
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Hardhat Beetle
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won’t
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Let It Be?
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Tell it to Get
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Back or give
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it a Ticket to
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Ride down
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a hole!
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---
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