Update texts to be in line with website randomizer

Text.py

@@ -45,18 +45,18 @@ Uncle_texts = [
     "Don't worry.\nI got this\ncovered.",
     "Race you to\nthe castle!",
     "\n      hi",
-    "I'M JUST GOING\nOUT FOR A\nPACK OF SMOKES",
+    "I'm just going\nout for a\npack of smokes",
     "It's dangerous\nto go alone.\nSee ya!",
-    "ARE YOU A BAD\nENOUGH DUDE TO\nRESCUE ZELDA?",
+    "Are you a bad\nenough dude to\nrescue Zelda?",
     "\n\n    I AM ERROR",
     "This seed is\nsub 2 hours,\nguaranteed.",
     "The chest is\na secret to\neverybody.",
     "I'm off to\nfind the\nwind fish.",
     "The shortcut\nto Ganon\nis this way!",
-    "THE MOON IS\nCRASHING! RUN\nFOR YOUR LIFE!",
+    "The moon is\ncrashing! Run\nfor your life!",
     "Time to fight\nhe who must\nnot be named.",
-    "RED MAIL\nIS FOR\nCOWARDS.",
-    "HEY!\n\nLISTEN!",
+    "Red Mail\nis for\ncowards.",
+    "Hey!\n\nListen!",
     "Well\nexcuuuuuse me,\nprincess!",
     "5,000 Rupee\nreward for >\nYou're boned.",
     "Welcome to\nStoops Lonk's\nHoose",
@@ -66,6 +66,22 @@ Uncle_texts = [
     "Get to the\nchop...\ncastle!",
     "Come with me\nif you want\nto live",
     "I must go\nmy planet\nneeds me",
+    "Are we in\ngo mode yet?",
+    "Darn, I\nthought this\nwas combo.",
+    "Don't check\nanything I\nwouldn't!",
+    "I know where\nthe bow is!",
+    "This message\nwill self\ndestruct.",
+    "Time to cast\nMeteo on\nGanon!",
+    "I have a\nlong, full\nlife ahead!",
+    "Why did that\nsoda have a\nskull on it?",
+    "Something\nrandom just\ncame up.",
+    "I'm bad at\nthis. Can you\ndo it for me?",
+    "Link!\n   Wake up!\n      ... Bye!",
+    "Text me when\nyou hit\ngo mode.",
+    "Turn off the\nstove before\nyou leave.",
+    "It's raining.\nI'm taking\nthe umbrella.",
+    "Count to 30.\nThen come\nfind me.",
+    "Gonna shuffle\nall the items\nreal quick.",
 ]
 Triforce_texts = [
     'Product has Hole in center. Bad seller, 0 out of 5.',
@@ -78,28 +94,28 @@ Triforce_texts = [
     "\n     G G",
     "All your base\nare belong\nto us.",
     "You have ended\nthe domination\nof Dr. Wily",
-    "  thanks for\n    playing!!!",
-    "\n   You Win!",
-    "  Thank you!\n    your quest\n     is over.",
-    "   A winner\n         is\n        you!",
+    " Thanks for\n  playing!!!",
+    "\n  You Win!",
+    "  Thank you!\n  Your quest\n   is over.",
+    "  A winner\n     is\n    you!",
     "\n   WINNER!!",
-    "\n  I'm  sorry\n\n  but your\nprincess is in\nanother castle",
-    "\n   success!",
-    "    Whelp…\n      that  just\n       happened",
-    "   Oh  hey…\n      it's you",
+    "\n  I'm sorry\n\n  but your\nprincess is in\nanother castle",
+    "\n   Success!",
+    "  Whelp…\n   that just\n    happened",
+    "   Oh hey…\n    it's you",
     "\n  Wheeeeee!!",
-    "   Time for\n    another one?",
+    "  Time for\n   another one?",
     "and\n\n         scene",
-    "\n   GOT EM!!",
-    "\nTHE VALUUUE!!!",
+    "\n  Got 'em!!",
+    "\nThe valuuue!!!",
     "Cool seed,\n\nright?",
     "\n  We did it!",
-    "  Spam those\n    emotes in\n    wilds chat",
+    " Spam those\n  emotes in\n  Wild's chat",
     "\n   O  M  G",
-    " Hello.  Will\n   you be my\n    friend?",
-    "   Beetorp\n        was\n       here!",
+    " Hello.  Will\n  you be my\n   friend?",
+    "   Beetorp\n     was\n    here!",
     "The Wind Fish\nwill wake\nsoon.    Hoot!",
-    "meow meow meow\nmeow meow meow\n  oh my god!",
+    "Meow meow meow\nMeow meow meow\n  Oh my god!",
     "Ahhhhhhhhh\nYa ya yaaaah\nYa ya yaaah",
     ".done\n\n.comment lol",
     "You get to\ndrink from\nthe firehose",
@@ -107,7 +123,12 @@ Triforce_texts = [
     "You get one\nwish.  Choose\nwisely, hero!",
     "Can you please\nbreak us three\nup?  Thanks.",
     "  Pick us up\n  before we\n  get dizzy!",
-    "\n   Honk."
+    "Thank you,\nMikey. You’re\n2 minutes late",
+    "This was a\n7000 series\ntrain.",
+    "   I'd buy\n   that for\n   a rupee!",
+    " Did you like\n   that bow\n  placement?",
+    "I promise the\nnext seed will\nbe better.",
+    "\n   Honk.",
 ]
 BombShop2_texts = ['Bombs!\nBombs!\nBiggest!\nBestest!\nGreatest!\nBoomest!']
 Sahasrahla2_texts = ['You already got my item, idiot.', 'Why are you still talking to me?', 'This text won\'t change.', 'Have you met my brother, Hasarahshla?']
@@ -146,6 +167,18 @@ Blind_texts = [
     "I tried to\ncatch fog,\nbut I mist.",
     "Winter is a\ngreat time\nto chill.",
     "Do you think\nthe Ice Rod\nis cool?",
+    "Pyramids?\nI never saw\nthe point.",
+    "Stone golems\nare created as\nblank slates.",
+    "Desert humor\nis often dry.",
+    "Ganon is a\nbacon of\ndespair!",
+    "Butchering\ncows means\nhigh steaks.",
+    "I can't search\nthe web...\nToo many links",
+    "I can whistle\nMost pitches\nbut I can't C",
+    "The Blinds\nStore is\ncurtain death",
+    "Dark Aga Rooms\nare not a\nbright idea.",
+    "Best advice\nfor a Goron?\nBe Boulder.",
+    "Equestrian\nservices are\na stable job.",
+    "Do I like\ndrills? Just\na bit.",
 ]
 Ganon1_texts = [
     "Start your day\nsmiling with a\ndelicious\nwhole grain\nbreakfast\ncreated for\nyour\nincredible\ninsides.",
@@ -153,7 +186,7 @@ Ganon1_texts = [
     "Impa says that\nthe mark on\nyour hand\nmeans that you\nare the hero\nchosen to\nawaken Zelda.\nYour blood can\nresurrect me.",
     "Don't stand,\n\ndon't stand so\nDon't stand so\n\nclose to me\nDon't stand so\nclose to me\nBack off buddy",
     "So ya\nThought ya\nMight like to\ngo to the show\nTo feel the\nwarm thrill of\nconfusion\nThat space\ncadet glow.",
-    "Like other\npulmonate land\ngastropods,\nthe majority\nof land slugs\nhave two pairs\nof 'feelers'\n,or tentacles,\non their head.",
+    "Like other\npulmonate land\ngastropods,\nthe majority\nof land slugs\nhave two pairs\nof 'feelers'\nor tentacles,\non their head.",
     "If you were a\nburrito, what\nkind of a\nburrito would\nyou be?\nMe, I fancy I\nwould be a\nspicy barbacoa\nburrito.",
     "I am your\nfather's\nbrother's\nnephew's\ncousin's\nformer\nroommate. What\ndoes that make\nus, you ask?",
     "I'll be more\neager about\nencouraging\nthinking\noutside the\nbox when there\nis evidence of\nany thinking\ninside it.",
@@ -171,6 +204,8 @@ Ganon1_texts = [
     "When I conquer\nthe Light\nWorld, I'll\nhold a parade\nof all my\nmonsters to\ndemonstrate my\nmight to the\npeople!",
     "Life, dreams,\nhope...\nWhere'd they\ncome from? And\nwhere are they\nheaded?  These\nthings... I am\ngoing to\ndestroy!",
     "My minions all\nfailed to\nguard those\nitems?!\n\nWhy am I\nsurrounded by\nincompetent\nfools?!",
+    "Bacon dates to\n1500 BCE and\nrefers to the\nback of a pig.\nThe average\nAmerican eats\n18 pounds of\nRoman \"petaso\"\nevery year.",
+    "The enrichment\nCenter would\nLike to remind\nYou that the\nCompanion\nDuck will not\nbetray you\nand in fact\ncannot speak.",
     "Goose is\nactually the\nterm for\nfemale geese,\nmale geese are\ncalled\nganders.",
 ]
 TavernMan_texts = [
@@ -250,6 +285,20 @@ junk_texts = [
     "{C:GREEN}\nI bet a nice\ncup of tea\nwould help! >",
     "{C:GREEN}\nI bet you\nexpected help,\ndidn't you? >",
     "{C:GREEN}\nLearn to make\nplogues, easy\nand yummy!  >",
+    "{C:GREEN}\nI don't know\nwhere it is\neither.  >",
+    "{C:GREEN}\nA dog exists\nsomewhere. >",
+    "{C:GREEN}\nIf all else\nfails use\nfire.  >",
+    "{C:GREEN}\nItems are\nrequired to\nwin.  >",
+    "{C:GREEN}\nDid you try\nchecking\nvanilla?  >",
+    "{C:GREEN}\n> If you find\nmy lunch,\ndon't eat it.",
+    "{C:GREEN}\nDeadrocks are\nannoying.  >",
+    "{C:GREEN}\nMist Form\nis in the\nCatacombs.  >",
+    "{C:GREEN}\nMaybe you\ncould hire a\ndetective?  >",
+    "{C:GREEN}\n>  READ\nor the owl\nwill eat you.",
+    "{C:GREEN}\n> Bunnies\nare cute.",
+    "{C:GREEN}\nPugs are the\nsuperior dog\nbreed.  >",
+    "{C:GREEN}\nYou are\nplaying\nALTTPR.    >",
+    "{C:GREEN}\nOther randos\nexist too!\nTry some!  >",
 ]
 
 KingsReturn_texts = [